Bogwitch's birthday.
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bogwitch's birthday.
I looked all over for a suitable picture of glittering blue tentacles - but to no avail, I even managed to find a picture of Winnie the Pooh with an udder - but that was not right somehow, so finally I decided on this -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO bogwitch!
May 2006 bring you a job which is interesting, well paid, and close to home. Preferably one which allows you to surf the net!
ETA - Especially for Bogwitch the animated Winnie the Pooh with udder is in the comments to this post - in case anyone else is brave enough to look!
bogwitch's birthday.I looked all over for a suitable picture of glittering blue tentacles - but to no avail, I even managed to find a picture of Winnie the Pooh with an udder - but that was not right somehow, so finally I decided on this -
bogwitch!May 2006 bring you a job which is interesting, well paid, and close to home. Preferably one which allows you to surf the net!
ETA - Especially for Bogwitch the animated Winnie the Pooh with udder is in the comments to this post - in case anyone else is brave enough to look!
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Date: 23/01/2006 05:54 pm (UTC)Cheers!
I'm scared of jobs with the net now. Too much temptation!
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Date: 23/01/2006 06:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 23/01/2006 06:13 pm (UTC)I used to work for a cattle breed society, you know.
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Date: 23/01/2006 06:38 pm (UTC)::Goes to lie down::
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Date: 23/01/2006 06:41 pm (UTC)Maybe not, eh?
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Date: 23/01/2006 06:50 pm (UTC)Agricultural seems more Angel really - you know rural Ireland and all that...
Or somehow Xander, I could almost see Xander the demon magnet....
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Date: 23/01/2006 06:56 pm (UTC)I now have some dreadful Angel thoughts.
Why do I end up writing all this beastiality????
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Date: 23/01/2006 07:33 pm (UTC)Puppet!Angel and Ermintrude!
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Date: 23/01/2006 07:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 23/01/2006 07:48 pm (UTC)I can't find a picture, sadly!
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Date: 24/01/2006 01:38 am (UTC)Udderly wrong.
I used to drive past the headquarters of ABS, one of the largest suppliers of cattle sperm in the U.S.. Whoever had the job of maintaining their sign would post the most horrific puns this side of . . . this side of your husband.
Example.
Our donors are ready, willing and a bull.
pgavigan
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Date: 24/01/2006 12:46 pm (UTC)There was an apocryphal story in UK farming about the old farmer getting 'the man from the Ministry' in to inseminate the cows, rather than a neighbour's bull as previously, and getting everything ready as per the instructions. Clean cow-house, hot water and towels for the man to keep his hands clean - then adding 'and I've even put a hook on the back of the door for you to hang up your trousers.'!
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Date: 24/01/2006 07:26 pm (UTC)I've got one for you but the situation under which I heard it smacks too much of a 'guess what celebrity' I met story for me to put it up without permission.
Say I can and I will.
Strangely enough I was talking with a friend of mine today who still lives near ABS and he started off by telling me about the new sign.
Yes, it's that bad. So bad I'm just going to post part of it and let you fill in the rest.
Here it is.
You've heard of merchant seamen. Well we're . . . .
I'm certain you'll get this one.
No pun intended.
pgavigan
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Date: 25/01/2006 06:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 25/01/2006 08:47 am (UTC)Sometimes I write sensible stuff about family, and family past - I must do that again soon. Occasionally Spike et al turn up, and sometimes things are just downright silly - like this post!
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Date: 25/01/2006 05:39 pm (UTC)