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Are you bored yet? Now that all the festivities of Christmas and New Year are over, the decorations are down, the January Sales have been exhausted, you've been back at work for a couple of weeks and got rid of the backlog... and you want an excuse not to start the spring cleaning.

If you want something to keep you occupied I have a couple of suggestions.

For friends who like to take photos - why not join The Photo Scavenger Community?

A new theme each week for you to interpret as you will and post a picture. Not onerous - but fun. And it would be so much more fun if there were more members... You don't even have to go out and shoot a new pic if you have the perfect one for the week's theme already on file.

For friends who like Tolkien - there are plans to hold the first ever Tolkien Big Bang. If you are like me, you may not know what a Big Bang is - well, I know now, because I read the info!

Writers commit to a story of 20,000 words or more before July, artists to do art work to go with the stories. So if you aren't a writer, but like doing artistic stuff (in which case I admire you enormously), it might be a new and interesting challenge for you. Think of not only the films to help with Lord of The Rings, but all the lovely things you could do with trees, lakes, rivers, jewels.... go on - you know you want something to stop you getting bored!


This was going to be purely a pimping post - but there is something else I really must share, too. I have just had a review of "Return of The Key" left at Twisting the Hellmouth. It starts

After reading AEMI's Serpent In Paradise, it's impossible for me to enjoy any other LOTR fanfic.

Then it goes on to, I guess, quote large chunks of their preferred fic... (here is the whole review if you are interested!)

I was a bit gob-smacked as to how to reply. I settled for Oh, how sad. I am sorry that you didn't enjoy this one .

I came to the conclusion the reviewer must have been bored to have read as far as the epilogue when they found it impossible to enjoy it!

Date: 15/01/2011 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tx-cronopio.livejournal.com
Ugh, what is wrong with some people?!

Your response was more than classy.

Date: 15/01/2011 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
Fortunately it made me more inclined to laugh than cry - it really is the weirdest I've had, though!

Date: 15/01/2011 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clodia-metelli.livejournal.com
o_0

Wow, that's a very special review. Your restraint in replying is commendable!

Date: 15/01/2011 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
I must admit I've never had a review quite like it!

I didn't recognise the story he was going on about, but my husband found it and realised that he had read some of it, before giving up, over at the Pit of Voles. So he gave me a quick briefing - the story takes chunks of Tolkien's dialogue and changes which character says it, chunks of his descriptions of battles and thenuses them for other battles, and gives someone a handgun which then more or less makes then invincible.

I think I'll stick to what I do...

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Date: 15/01/2011 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zanthinegirl.livejournal.com
Huh, I really wonder what some people are thinking. Especially when they're being rude; really, why bother leaving a review if he didn't like the story? You were more polite than I probably would have been!

I like the idea of the photo community and so put in a request to join. If nothing else I'll get out there with my camera!

Date: 15/01/2011 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
Fortunately the review firstly bemused, then amused, rather than upsetting me. Although a year or two ago I would have been quite worried by it. S2C says he once tried to read the story in question, and from the little he told me I concluded it certainly wouldn't have been to my taste!

I like the idea of the photo community and so put in a request to join.

The photo scavenger community is such a good idea - but it really would be better with more people posting - so Hurrah!

Date: 15/01/2011 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bojojoti.livejournal.com
That was the most bizarre review or comment! I couldn't figure out what the person was trying to convey with the odd snippets and the holier-than-thou attitude. I don't think even constructive criticism is warranted in a case where it isn't requested and the material has been freely given. It makes me wonder if the tale referenced was written by your commenter!

Evidently, serpents not only reside in Paradise, but there are a few slithering about on the Internet, too.

Date: 15/01/2011 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
I really have no idea what they were trying to convey either - I read it and thought 'What?' and read it again, then decided not to be bothered by it!

It makes me wonder if the tale referenced was written by your commenter! - I hadn't thought of that!

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Date: 15/01/2011 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slaymesoftly.livejournal.com
I came to the conclusion the reviewer must have been bored to have read as far as the epilogue when they found it impossible to enjoy it! Seriously! What kind of a butthead leaves a review like that? Not even a concrit of your fic, just babbling about the other fic?

ETA: read the review, and now I'm even more confused. I think I'm going to vote for the reviewer being the author of the favored fic, or perhaps the beta?

The photo thing sounds kind of interesting. Will look into it. :)
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Date: 16/01/2011 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
The photo community really is good - and it would be even better with more members - so it would be lovely if you decided to join in.

The review might have unsettled me a few years ago - but now it firstly bemused me, then confused me - I really don't understand the stuff he quoted (S2C says this particular reviewer is male - he's come across him before).


In the end I decided to be more amused - and came to the conclusion that I wouldn't really expect anyone who liked the sort of stuff he quoted to get past the first chapter of 'Return' - goodness knows why he bothered.

Bojojoti thought perhaps he wrote the fic he quoted, too.
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Date: 16/01/2011 12:13 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] hobbituk.livejournal.com
Do you have to post every week on the photo community? Because it's hard enough trying to post every day, here...

It might be fun if not something I'm going to be wracked with guilt over!

Date: 16/01/2011 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
I think some people try to post every week - but other people don't - and sometimes the prompts help to find something to take a picture of for the 365 thing. It is fun - and fun to see how other people interpret the prompt too - even if you haven't posted for that week.

You'd be very welcome even if you only posted sometimes, I'm sure.

Date: 16/01/2011 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cairistiona7.livejournal.com
*reads review*
*scratches head*
*mumbles "whu???"
*rereads*
*decides the reviewer has his head up his arse*

Your reply was just right.

As for the Big Bang thing... it's very tempting, I must say. I'd love to have a fic that someone illustrated. Coming up with an idea for it will be the tricky thing.

Date: 16/01/2011 01:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
*decides the reviewer has his head up his arse*

Yup - I think you have summed it up perfectly!

I really am very tempted to sign up for the Big Bang - I have a lot of stories in my head for the ongoing series - I think the story of leaving Middle Earth after the death of Aragorn would come to about 20,000 words - there are journeys to make, tears, discussions, farewells...

Because, like you, I do love an illustration to go with my story.

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Date: 16/01/2011 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] milurie.livejournal.com
That was -- odd. Why didn't they say "Not my beautiful cake" after the first chapter and avail themselves of the back button?

Date: 16/01/2011 01:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
I know - that's what I thought, too! Still - it has amused a good number of my friends here, which was probably not the reviewer's intent - but it has given us something to get the giggles about.

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Date: 16/01/2011 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melegyrn.livejournal.com
That is just about the strangest review I've ever read. And the piece quoted is more than strange--it's downright weird.

I think I had run across the Photo Scavenger group early on when I joined Live Journal but I probably felt intimidated. Now I think I could do it, so thanks for the suggestion!

Date: 16/01/2011 01:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
I must say that the quote would most certainly put me off ever reading that story!

Photo Scavenger is good fun - sometimes I go out and take a picture (Like this one (http://community.livejournal.com/photo_scavenger/62548.html)), and sometimes I use a photo I already have (http://community.livejournal.com/photo_scavenger/49645.html#cutid1) - and sometimes I don't do one at all...)

Date: 16/01/2011 06:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nutmeg3.livejournal.com
Wtf was that reviewer thinking? And I'm going to go check out that photo comm, though I doubt I'll do more than lurk, as my photography fu has deserted me.

Date: 16/01/2011 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
I really don't know how that person's mind works at all - but it has given us all a little entertainment so... :~)

Do just lurk and look at the pictures - or you could kindly leave the odd comment for encouragement!

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Date: 16/01/2011 07:57 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] alwaysjbj.livejournal.com
*rolls eyes* I came to the conclusion years ago that there are some very odd people out there! It was probably the author of said fic trying to get new readers.

Have joined the photo com... hubby bought me a lovely new camera last year that actually fits in my handbag (unlike the old clunker I had before), so this is a good excuse to use it more often.

Date: 16/01/2011 01:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
It was probably the author of said fic trying to get new readers.

S2C reckons they probably aren't the same people - so presumably he was just pimping it for a friend!

I like photo-scavenger - it's friendly and there is no pressure, but it is actually really interesting to see how other people interpret the prompt.

Date: 16/01/2011 10:27 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kathyh
What an extraordinarily weird review, but your response was perfect.

I didn't know what a Big Bang was until I encountered it in Merlin fandom. For a reader they are absolutely brilliant as you get masses of long fic to read with illustrations as an added bonus.

Date: 16/01/2011 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
I thought, as I always do respond to comment, I better say something!

If you are still interested in reading Tolkien stuff I think there will be some good stories, looking at who is already signed up.

Date: 16/01/2011 10:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talesofsnape.livejournal.com
Are you sure it isn't a sock-puppet account for ABMI whoever that may be?

And screw them, whether it is or it isn't! (Sorry to use profanity especially on a Sunday but my brain isn't working well enough to put it any more eloquently.)

Date: 16/01/2011 01:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
S2C says that he is pretty sure they aren't the same person - the reviewer was voted 'Troll of the Year' in 2008 - it's obviously just taken him a while to get to me...

Date: 16/01/2011 11:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wildecate.livejournal.com
Most bemused by the review. How odd. Some peopl are very .... odd (and that is the Great British understatement at work)...

I know full well that I can't manage the Big Bang but I shall read with pleasure :-D

Date: 16/01/2011 01:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
The review is really strange, isn't it?

There should be some good stuff to read at the Tolkien Big Bang, seeing who is already signed up.

Date: 16/01/2011 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-branwyn.livejournal.com
That's one strange review. I can't imagine what would possess someone to write it. Very sensible response from you.
And yes, I am bored, bored, bored after the holidays.

Date: 16/01/2011 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
It is a very weird review - but I decided to be more amused than upset!

Hmm - pushes bored Lady B towards her keyboard... or you could make cakes... or play your guitar. Now I am considering if there is any way of combining the above; a story for BigBang about a bard and a cook?

Date: 16/01/2011 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] binkaslibrary.livejournal.com
Re: the review. WTF... an odd thing that is? Well, I wouldn't be half as sensible as you were. People are weird.

Anyway, I remember reading "The Key" for the first time and I couldn't stop, honestly. Even though I know literally nothing about Buffy (haven't seen a single episode evah).

Really, people why bother to read what you don't like for whatever reason in the first place, heh?

Date: 16/01/2011 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
It is certainly the oddest review I've had, for sure!

Actually it is interesting to know that 'The Key' worked so well for you when you had no previous Buffy knowledge. I have often wondered if it would work if you only knew one of the two groups involved, as it did cross-over from one to the other in each chapter.

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Date: 16/01/2011 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com
I like the photo idea - I didn't feel up to 365 but one theme a week will do me nicely!

What's the opposite of concrit? Apart from flaming, I think 'this isn't [a specific] fic that I love' must be about the least helpful comment ever.

Date: 16/01/2011 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
One theme a week is good - especially as people sometimes go 'And here is a picture for the theme a couple of weeks ago', or 'Here are a couple of pictures because I liked them both'.

The 'review' is so odd - it might have completely thrown me a couple of years ago. But S2C says he has had reviews at TtH from the same person - often long and rambling, sometimes about one tiny thing he feels you did wrong, sometimes about the whole direction he thinks you should go in rather than the one you are doing - he says these days he mostly ignores them.

Date: 16/01/2011 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wormwood-7.livejournal.com
What a loopy review! Your short, sane answer was the only correct one.
The photo community sounds interesting. I am scratching my head slightly at this week's challenge of "honour", but I don't mind a challenge.


Date: 16/01/2011 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
It is really strange, that review. I basically went 'Uh? What?' when I first read it. I am wondering now, whether my refusal to engage in discussion has saved me from more of the same for my other stuff that is in that archive - or whether I will get further quotes from his preferred fic attached to 'Brotherhood' etcetera!

I am thinking this week's challenge is certainly that - a challenge! I've got as far in my brain as 'Love, honour and obey(or whatever!)', 'roll of honour', 'degree with honours'... um, maids of honour - aren't they cakes? I'll have to see what catches my eye over the week, I guess.

Date: 16/01/2011 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cbtreks.livejournal.com
That's just...weird. And really, once you've read the ultimate fanfic and now find it impossible to enjoy any other fanfics in that particular fandom - why do you keep trying? Move on!

Date: 16/01/2011 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
Absolutely. Especially as his ultimate is rather weird in itself, so he is unlikely to find anything else that appeals!

Date: 16/01/2011 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fenchurche.livejournal.com
For friends who like to take photos - why not join The Photo Scavenger Community?

Oooo... thank you for the rec! What a wonderful idea! I'm waiting for approval to join now...

After reading AEMI's Serpent In Paradise, it's impossible for me to enjoy any other LOTR fanfic.

o_O Um, okay... I'm afraid I would have no idea what to say to that either.

Date: 16/01/2011 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
The prompts for the photo comm are a good way of giving some ideas of where to go with the camera - sometimes more straightforward then others - and if it doesn't inspire at all it is fine to miss a week or more - it really is a nice thing to be part of.

The review has, at least, amused everyone here!

Date: 16/01/2011 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] estelcontar1.livejournal.com
That was indeed a very classy reply. Congratulations. If this is the kind of review this person writes, I would feel rather flatered he didn't like my stuff.
Edited Date: 16/01/2011 08:57 pm (UTC)

Date: 16/01/2011 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
If this is the kind of review this person writes, I would feel rather flattered he didn't like my stuff.

I have decided that is exactly how I feel!

Date: 16/01/2011 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilawyer.livejournal.com
I am hopelessly clueless as to what the person is talking about in his or her review since I don't follow LotR fandom, but I must say I agree with your assessment on the reviewer being bored. There isn't even an indication that reviewer actually read the fic reviewed. Conclusion: Reviewer is wandering around the site leaving "reviews" consisting of quotes from a story reviewer does like to fic reviewer is too bored to read.

When I am bored, I usually go look to see if any chocolate cheesecake and stout have magically appeared in my refrigerator.

I like to think my method of dealing with boredom is slightly less obnoxious.

Date: 16/01/2011 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
I like to think my method of dealing with boredom is slightly less obnoxious.

I rather think you are right!

To be honest, even if you were steeped in the LotR fandom I don't think it would have helped make any sense of his comment!

Date: 17/01/2011 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inzilbeth-liz.livejournal.com
Good grief! Your reply, however, was spot on!

Date: 17/01/2011 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
Thank you - it was a very odd review to land in my in-box, it confused me for a while and I did wonder how to reply!

Date: 17/01/2011 09:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ozma914.livejournal.com
Troll Reviewer has been drinking too much cough medicine.

Date: 17/01/2011 01:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
I think you're right!

Date: 20/01/2011 10:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ningloreth.livejournal.com
Well, thanks to you, I've signed up for the Tolkien bigbang (promising to keep my story PG-13) and I've said I'd like to make some art! I thought I might write about the dragon sanctuary...

Are you planning to sign up?

I've occasionally had people paste apparently random quotes into a comment. I wonder what they think it will achieve (and where they find the time)? The funny thing is that she doesn't seem to be criticising your fic, just going off at a tangent!

[You know about my troll. I also had two people commenting on L/E icons I'd posted literally years earlier: "I think this is all wrong." "So do I." Me: "I don't care!"]

Date: 20/01/2011 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com

Are you planning to sign up?


I am signed up - I think I might write the Returnverse story of the leaving of Middle Earth - a ship to be built, farewells to make, ends to tie up.... And an Arwen who doesn't know how to lie down and die, a Legolas who has reasons for visiting his father, and taking one particular young warrior with him - a young warrior with his own agenda for the trip...

That comment I got is just strange! I think your response to the comments on your icon is exactly what I'd have said, too.

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