Delay of Chapter Eight, so some Spam to share!

Chapter Eight of 'Return of the Key' should be right here, right now - but, although written, it needs a new last paragraph my beta-reader tells me! And he is also a bit too tired, being on his run of nights at work, to really fine-tooth comb the chapter for my occasionally odd-ball punctuation. Not for nothing is Speaker-to-Customers known as the King of the Comma!

Hopefully he will feel up to giving it a final check for me tomorrow, and I'll post it then, with a proper last paragraph.

In the meantime, I got this piece of wonderfully quirky Spam today - it is almost poetic in its meaninglessness!

I give you Spam du Jour!

Her cooing voice. Ah, said miss marple, what a playing at
chess on the golden bench. And they upon the temperament
of this great mirthful and through the hill and comes out
on the other side. Could desire. The handsomest and richest
princes.

Apparently they are trying to convince me to buy female Viagra...

Miss Marple and Viagra... no, I can't quite get my head around that!