Road signs.
9 Jul 2005 10:03 pmDaughter-dear is at Jake's this evening - a group of friends from sixth form having an impromptu party. (Those of you who saw the posts of the Murder Mystery party will have seen Jake - he was the pantomime dame!) If you missed them, but want a laugh - http://www.livejournal.com/~curiouswombat/2005/04/06/
We were at my mother's this afternoon, about as far from the village Jake's family live as you can get without leaving the Island, my mother's village is called Bride. As we walked the dog, Katherine told me that one of her friends was describing to someone new to the Island how to find Jake's house -starting "You know where Bride is?" Fortunately the answer was "No". Kat said she had had to interupt with "I think you mean Braaid!" She said if the answer to the original question had been "Yes" she would have had to cut in with - "Well don't go anywhere near it!"
The idea of anyone fairly new being able to follow directions from Braaid made her (and I) laugh anyway - it is only about five houses and a traffic island!
So, anyway, going to St. Marks, via Braaid, this evening I noticed as usual the sign as you go into the parish, which says 'Marown Welcomes Careful Drivers', and we wondered why they just didn't add under it 'And the rest of you can just Piss Off!'
Then we saw a sign 'Caution. Emerging Tractors.' Not sure why, but somehow it sounded as if they were going to come crawling out of a pond, having hatched from tractor spawn. Or possibly they stay in the pond until they are approaching adulthood, then crawl up the stems of waterside plants until they can dry their newly inflated wheels in the sunshine and drive off over the fields!!
We were at my mother's this afternoon, about as far from the village Jake's family live as you can get without leaving the Island, my mother's village is called Bride. As we walked the dog, Katherine told me that one of her friends was describing to someone new to the Island how to find Jake's house -starting "You know where Bride is?" Fortunately the answer was "No". Kat said she had had to interupt with "I think you mean Braaid!" She said if the answer to the original question had been "Yes" she would have had to cut in with - "Well don't go anywhere near it!"
The idea of anyone fairly new being able to follow directions from Braaid made her (and I) laugh anyway - it is only about five houses and a traffic island!
So, anyway, going to St. Marks, via Braaid, this evening I noticed as usual the sign as you go into the parish, which says 'Marown Welcomes Careful Drivers', and we wondered why they just didn't add under it 'And the rest of you can just Piss Off!'
Then we saw a sign 'Caution. Emerging Tractors.' Not sure why, but somehow it sounded as if they were going to come crawling out of a pond, having hatched from tractor spawn. Or possibly they stay in the pond until they are approaching adulthood, then crawl up the stems of waterside plants until they can dry their newly inflated wheels in the sunshine and drive off over the fields!!