Fictional Man Meme
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curiouswombatI was tagged for this quite a while ago, but have only really got around to thinking about it today!
Hmm – I can’t remember whether the original ‘tag’ was for five or ten – I’ve seen both quoted! Going for the biggest is best theory - here are Ten Fictional People I would happily shag:
1. & 2. Here are the usual suspects – Spike when he’s not too self-immolating, and Angel when he’s not being ‘Nasty!Angel’ Probably not whilst he’s being a puppet though!!
3. Oz. Yep.
4.& 5.Robin of Sherwood, either in his Michael Praed incarnation, or his Jason Connery one – both together might lead to problems and identity crises.
6. Legolas – hopefully the Orlando Bloom version.
7. Mr. Darcy – now defined in my mind by Colin Firth, which is a good thing, because an earlier BBC version had put me off the character for years!
8. Jack o’the Shadows, from S2C’s Deid Canny, and the Roxyverse stories – he is definitely a fictional character, a vampire with a fairly chaotic neutral personality, and in my mind’s eye looks like a mid-eighties version of Bono – what’s not to shag there?
9. Davus from the Steven Saylor Roma Sub Rosa books. Big, blond, well muscled, young man!
10.The Gold Blend coffee man from the late eighties/early nineties!
(Taster’s Choice coffee man in the US – but quite possibly not played by ASH!)
I could probably have done a list of ten musicians much more quickly!!
Hmm – I can’t remember whether the original ‘tag’ was for five or ten – I’ve seen both quoted! Going for the biggest is best theory - here are Ten Fictional People I would happily shag:
1. & 2. Here are the usual suspects – Spike when he’s not too self-immolating, and Angel when he’s not being ‘Nasty!Angel’ Probably not whilst he’s being a puppet though!!
3. Oz. Yep.
4.& 5.Robin of Sherwood, either in his Michael Praed incarnation, or his Jason Connery one – both together might lead to problems and identity crises.
6. Legolas – hopefully the Orlando Bloom version.
7. Mr. Darcy – now defined in my mind by Colin Firth, which is a good thing, because an earlier BBC version had put me off the character for years!
8. Jack o’the Shadows, from S2C’s Deid Canny, and the Roxyverse stories – he is definitely a fictional character, a vampire with a fairly chaotic neutral personality, and in my mind’s eye looks like a mid-eighties version of Bono – what’s not to shag there?
9. Davus from the Steven Saylor Roma Sub Rosa books. Big, blond, well muscled, young man!
10.The Gold Blend coffee man from the late eighties/early nineties!
(Taster’s Choice coffee man in the US – but quite possibly not played by ASH!)
I could probably have done a list of ten musicians much more quickly!!
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Date: 29/07/2005 04:55 am (UTC)I think I have a warped mind but that summons up images of nude musicians awaiting their turn...
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Date: 29/07/2005 07:26 am (UTC)